How It Works

Three steps, one photo, about five minutes of your time. Here is exactly what happens after you press the button.

How it works

Three steps to front-page fame

  1. Choose an edition

    Pick the single front page, the Christmas Star Bundle with its card and wallpaper, or Double Trouble for two pets.

  2. Upload a photo and spill the gossip

    Add their name, choose a design and tell us what they are famous for at home. Stolen socks. 3am zoomies. A long-running feud with the postie.

  3. We write it, typeset it and email it

    Your edition is written about your pet, laid out, checked by a person and emailed as print-ready files within 2 business days.

Delivery and files

What arrives, and when

  • When

    Within 2 business days

    Your files are emailed within 2 business days of your order. If your photo will not print well we email you first, and the clock restarts when a new one arrives.

  • What

    Print-ready files

    • A4 PDF for home or office printing
    • A3 PDF when your photo is large enough
    • High-resolution PNG for sharing
    • Card, wallpaper and gift insert with the bundle

  • How

    Print it your way

    Print at home on matte card, or take the PDF to any print shop. Standard A4 and A3 frames fit without trimming. Nothing is posted, so nothing can be late in the mail.

Choose an edition

Ready when you are

Every edition is written and typeset for one pet, and nobody else gets the same one.

  • Front-Page Pet Edition

    $24AUD

    One pet, one front page.

    • Personalised newspaper front page
    • Print-ready A4 PDF
    • A3 PDF when your photo is large enough
    • High-resolution PNG for sharing
    Personalise

  • Best for gifting

    Christmas Star Bundle

    $39AUD

    The full gift set for one pet.

    • Everything in the Front-Page Pet Edition
    • Matching Christmas card to print and fold
    • Phone wallpaper
    • Printable gift insert to wrap or tuck in a card
    Personalise

  • Double Trouble Edition

    $59AUD

    Two pets, two front pages.

    • Two personalised front pages
    • Two matching Christmas cards
    • Two phone wallpapers
    • A4 PDFs, plus A3 when your photos allow
    Personalise

Prices are in Australian dollars. Digital files only: nothing is printed or posted.

Good to know

What kind of photo works best?

A sharp, well-lit photo where we can see their face. The original from your camera roll is better than a screenshot or a photo saved from social media. The upload box will tell you if a photo is too small to print well.

How is it made?

Every edition starts from our own newspaper layouts. The story is written about your pet from the details you give us. We may use AI tools to help draft it, and a person edits, typesets and checks every edition before it is sent. Your photo stays your photo: we crop and tone it, but we never redraw or generate your pet.

How do I print it?

Open the A4 PDF and print at 100% scale. Matte card of 170 to 250gsm looks best. If your order includes an A3 PDF, any print shop can print it the same day. Standard A4 and A3 frames fit without trimming.

Can I ask for changes?

Yes. One round of changes is included with every order. Reply to your delivery email within 14 days. If we have made a mistake, such as a misspelt name, we fix it free of charge.