Personalised pet front pages
Their antics. Front-page news.
Turn a favourite pet photo into a personalised newspaper cover and gift collection. Made for the pets who run the household.
- Emailed within 2 business days
- Print-ready A4 and A3 files
- No shipping, nothing to post
Sample edition. Biscuit is a fictional pet.
How it works
Three steps to front-page fame
Choose an edition
Pick the single front page, the Christmas Star Bundle with its card and wallpaper, or Double Trouble for two pets.
Upload a photo and spill the gossip
Add their name, choose a design and tell us what they are famous for at home. Stolen socks. 3am zoomies. A long-running feud with the postie.
We write it, typeset it and email it
Your edition is written about your pet, laid out, checked by a person and emailed as print-ready files within 2 business days.
Choose an edition
Three ways to make the front page
Every edition is written and typeset for one pet, and nobody else gets the same one.
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Front-Page Pet Edition
Price:$24AUD
One pet, one front page.
- Personalised newspaper front page
- Print-ready A4 PDF
- A3 PDF when your photo is large enough
- High-resolution PNG for sharing
Best for gifting
Christmas Star Bundle
Price:$39AUD
The full gift set for one pet.
- Everything in the Front-Page Pet Edition
- Matching Christmas card to print and fold
- Phone wallpaper
- Printable gift insert to wrap or tuck in a card
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Double Trouble Edition
Price:$59AUD
Two pets, two front pages.
- Two personalised front pages
- Two matching Christmas cards
- Two phone wallpapers
- A4 PDFs, plus A3 when your photos allow
Prices are in Australian dollars. Digital files only: nothing is printed or posted.
From the archive
From camera roll to front page
Each one starts as an ordinary photo. This is what comes back.
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Biscuit. Christmas Edition. -
Luna. Tabloid Splash. -
Printed at A4 and framed. -
Phone wallpaper, in the bundle. -
Banjo. Christmas Edition. -
Noodle. Classic Broadsheet. -
Mango. Classic Broadsheet. -
Pepper. Tabloid Splash.
Sample editions made with fictional pets and licensed photos.
Who it is for
For people who have everything, including a dog
Christmas
For the relative whose pet gets more presents than they do. Print it, frame it and wrap it, or email it on Christmas morning.
Birthdays and gotcha days
Mark another year of chewed shoes and loyal company with a front page written entirely about them.
New arrivals
Announce the puppy or kitten properly: with a headline, a photo and a full report.
In loving memory
A warm way to remember a much-loved pet. Tell us about them and we will take care with it.
Delivery and files
What arrives, and when
When
Within 2 business days
Your files are emailed within 2 business days of your order. If your photo will not print well we email you first, and the clock restarts when a new one arrives.
What
Print-ready files
- A4 PDF for home or office printing
- A3 PDF when your photo is large enough
- High-resolution PNG for sharing
- Card, wallpaper and gift insert with the bundle
How
Print it your way
Print at home on matte card, or take the PDF to any print shop. Standard A4 and A3 frames fit without trimming. Nothing is posted, so nothing can be late in the mail.
Questions, answered
Is this a physical print?
No. You receive digital files by email: print-ready PDFs and a high-resolution PNG. Print them at home or at any print shop. We do not print or post anything.
How long does it take?
Your files are emailed within 2 business days of your order. Orders placed on a weekend or public holiday start on the next business day.
What kind of photo works best?
A sharp, well-lit photo where we can see their face. The original from your camera roll is better than a screenshot or a photo saved from social media. The upload box will tell you if a photo is too small to print well.
How is it made?
Every edition starts from our own newspaper layouts. The story is written about your pet from the details you give us. We may use AI tools to help draft it, and a person edits, typesets and checks every edition before it is sent. Your photo stays your photo: we crop and tone it, but we never redraw or generate your pet.
Can I ask for changes?
Yes. One round of changes is included with every order. Reply to your delivery email within 14 days. If we have made a mistake, such as a misspelt name, we fix it free of charge.
What if I am not happy with it?
Tell us and we will put it right. Your rights under the Australian Consumer Law always apply, including your right to a remedy if something is not as described. Our refund policy has the details.
What do you do with my photo?
We use it only to make your order. It is never published or shared unless you tick the box giving permission. We delete customer photos and finished files 90 days after delivery, or sooner if you ask.
Do you do pets other than dogs and cats?
Yes. Rabbits, birds, horses, guinea pigs, lizards. If they have a name and a personality, they can make the front page.